Reason #2,358,194 why I'm late:
Dude, we need to go.
But wait mom, I need to poop.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) December 19, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/19/13
Tweet of the Day 12/18/13
Will always be my greatest accomplishment. #lovebeingamom http://t.co/jwZPMdVZl2
— Glitter Heels (@glitterheels1) December 18, 2013Tweet of the Day 12/17/13
Laying in bed eating a turkey sandwich & watching 19 Kids & Counting while my husband plays video games lol
— Stay At Home Mommy (@StayAtHomeMom_) December 17, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/16/13
90% of moms have had full conversations through the bathroom door with a child who was oblivious about the private happenings inside #HMF
— Honest Mom (@HonestMomFacts) December 16, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/15/13
"What are your hobbies?" pic.twitter.com/uFj14xELms
— Feisty Female (@BulletsAndHeels) December 15, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/14/13
It would be wrong to take someone's family photos with Santa from FB and submit them to "Awkward Family Photos," wouldn't it?
— cocoon (@JustForHT) December 14, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/13/13
Whether they're 2 or 17 years old, a father's main goal raising a daughter is keeping them from putting the wrong things in their mouth.
— R-Co (@rysox80) December 13, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/12/13
For my next trick while the kids are asleep
I will make this Chocolate Cream Pie
disappear;)
#Mommoments
— PreMed Mom (@PreMedMommy) December 12, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/11/13
Cleaning and watching my kids dance in front of the tv! #lovemykids #music #dancing #lovebeingamom #hatecleaning
— Marissa Jackson (@mjayy1987) December 11, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/10/13
There is a real thin line between being a friend and a mother to a teenager. Ergh. #lovebeingamom ????
— suraiya abdul samad (@suraiyaabdsamad) December 10, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/9/13
So my kids thought they'd help me unpack... in my opinion its more like destroy the house #lovebeingamom pic.twitter.com/3oHlGc57pj
— Tasha (@Tasha_Allwardt) December 10, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/8/13
When son is sick, wife dotes on him. When I'M sick, she bitches abt me being needy.
I blame good moms for setting unrealistic expectations.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 9, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/7/13
Hubby took over the cookie-making so I accidentally had too much vodka and then I drunk-ordered a pizza. Life is good, you guys.
— Michele (@MommyMG) December 7, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/6/13
It is disturbing to me how fast riding boots and a belted cardigan can make a suburban mom look like she's auditioning for a pirate movie.
— Naps Happen (@NapsHappen) December 6, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/5/13
All these bitches fighting on twitter.
I'm just over here trying to figure out how to eat cake and not gain weight. 🍰
— Alyssa (@A_Garcia2352) December 6, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/4/13
@funnymommoments "Hey Mom - I figured out why Santa's so fat...he eats WAAAY too many cookies!"
— Sonia Mendes (@MendesMusings) December 4, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/3/13
And....my son was caught masturbating at daycare. #lovebeingamom
— trinablaze (@trinablaze) December 3, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/2/13
Don't forget to lie to yourself this morning that your clothes shrank in the dryer.
They didn't.
— Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) December 2, 2013
Tweet of the Day 12/1/13
That awkward moment when your letdown starts and you spray through your shirt. #breastfeedingprobs
— Redheaded Momma (@singlemommabear) December 1, 2013
Tweet of the Day 11/30/13
Empty nest again! 😔 Guess I'll decorate 🎄 and expectantly await the next return home!! 😍 #lovebeingaMom
— Jenny Lee (@J_Lee_run) November 30, 2013
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