Looking at Pinterest while bored and hungry just means I'm gonna have to explain why I licked my phone.
— Jen Mitchell (@buriedwithkids) October 22, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-22
Tweet of the Day 10-21
Most of my parenting involves hearing a loud noise in the other room and shouting, “What happened?” Getting up is for amateurs.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 21, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-20
#mymomsecret I teach my 13 y/o the art of sarcasm so she can use it like a pro!
— SexyMoxieMama (@SexyMoxieMama) October 20, 2013
Tweet of the Day 20-19
@funnymommoments One of my Mom Secrets is where I've hidden all the Halloween candy. Never hide candy in the same place twice! Never!
— Natalia McPhedran (@chillinnatalia) October 19, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-18
I can't find my juice box! That's right I said "my". #mommoments #mommyproblems
— Housewifetrials (@ameena1229) October 19, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-17
Naps are mom crack. #mommoments #kids #mommyproblems
— Housewifetrials (@ameena1229) October 17, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-16
With the wife out of town on a business trip, it brings to mind an old saying... "The cats away and the mice won't shower."
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) October 16, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-15
Let's do the Nag Dance! You nag it to the left. You nag it to the right. I always nag my husband all day and night!
— Skunky Happiness (@StonedWife) October 15, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-14
Tell your daughter... pic.twitter.com/3kPdu3278a
— ProudMommy3 (@MrsTwinMommy) October 14, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-13
Just found my sons pillow covered in white sticky stuff & I don't think I've ever been happier to see a jar of marshmallow creme in my life
— Felicity Tangles (@Pirate_nurse) October 13, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-12
I actually got to sleep in an hour longer than usual 😁
— Brittany Cull✌ (@itsbritnyybitch) October 12, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-11
There's nothing better than watching your baby grow right before your very eyes #blessed
— CaliSAHM (@cali_sahm) October 11, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-10
Whenever I give the kids Graham crackers I think about how Dr. Graham invented them to keep people from masturbating.
— Michele (@MommyMG) October 10, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-9
Yes my child poured an entire jar of cinnamon & sugar on the table and climbed up to play in it. Yes I tweeted before cleaning. #MomMoments
— Jen (@DontWriteOnMeat) October 9, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-8
Realizing that the gluten free dairy free bag of brownies you had brought home for your kids exploded...in your Gucci bag. #mommoment
— carrie kerpen (@carriekerpen) October 8, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-7
Seriously tho, you have no idea how many times a day I end up saying. Can you please not sit on the cat?!?!
— ProudMommy3 (@MrsTwinMommy) October 7, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-6
So I tried plucking an underarm hair with tweezers. I just want to punch myself in the face for putting myself through that much pain
— This Mommy (@this_mommy) October 7, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-5
Amazing how exhausting it can be to NOT get the whole house even close to clean. #mommoments
— Lea Grover (@bcmgsupermommy) October 5, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-4
My child thinks I'm the prettiest girl in the world, so your opinion is irrelevant 💁💜
— sahMILF (@sahMILF_) October 5, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-3
They say all babies look just like their dads for the first 6mths-1yr. It's an animal thing, so the father doesn't reject the offspring.
— jazmine.ej (@CanadianMamma) October 3, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-2
"I love you" "I love you too" #mommylife pic.twitter.com/mawVhBPM7v
— This Mommy (@this_mommy) October 2, 2013
Tweet of the Day 10-1
Actual quote from my 4-year-old: "Thank you 4 making me be alive, anyway." Then went on about his business... #MomMoments 2 remember. #Kids
— Lizandra Vega (@LizandraVega) October 1, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-30
Those sweet words your loving child comes whispering at 3 am..."mom, I just threw up all over the bathroom floor"..ugh.. #mommoments>
— Melissa o'farrell (@melissao8910) September 30, 2013
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