*goes to watch Breaking Bad *can't find AMC channel. *gives up and has sex with wife as last resort
— Rob R (@MyHairyLife) September 30, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-29
Tweet of the Day 9-28
Allie is really awesome to sleep next to you enjoy getting violently scissor kicked in the face all night. Coffee trough needed.
— Michele (@MommyMG) September 28, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-27
7yo in back seat, overhears my convo with her 13yo sister. Proceeds to randomly say "vagina...That's a funny word" for 20 min #mommoments
— Melissa o'farrell (@melissao8910) September 27, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-26
Tonight at bedtime, Baby G cried forlornly because she doesn't want to have a C-Section when she has a baby. Totally normal 5YO issues.
— They Call Me Mummy (@theycallmemummy) September 26, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-25
Love When my 16yo son stops Xbox and calls me back to his room because he didn't get a hug before I leave for work. #mommoments
— Melissa o'farrell (@melissao8910) September 25, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-24
Out walking at the middle school track, turn around, and Colt is pooping in the middle of the track. #parenting #mommoment
— Ruth Caruthers (@CorbinsHeart) September 24, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-23
I wonder if the 3 year old will ask to sleep with a miniature pumpkin. You know, like she did last night.
— Michele (@MommyMG) September 23, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-22
The secret of happiness is to have a bad memory...
— Olga Rodjim (@olgarodjim) September 22, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-21
My boy's toes are adorable #mommoment pic.twitter.com/w7DXkli9lg
— Kris Ligon (@krisligon) September 21, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-20
Woke up this morning with a Baby on my Boob... #Smh #Breastfeeding #Mommoments
— PreMed Mom (@PreMedMommy) September 20, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-19
Sullivan leaned over and said "i fart at you!" I'm surrounded by boys, I guess I should get used to this. #MomMoments
— Jen (@natrl_redhead) September 20, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-18
Store clerk just complimented my car. I whispered "it's stolen" and winked. It's a lie, it's mine but goddamn it feels good to be a gangster
— Varsity (@JessicaVarsity) September 19, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-17
I don't know how my 2 year old can attempt to draw a picture, look at her finished product and not be extremely disappointed.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) September 17, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-16
There comes a point in every moms life when u realize u've been wearing the same shirt for 3 days and u don't care #Mommoments #momproblems
— Gabrielle (@gabsalot1022) September 17, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-15
"Mom? Can you put my flip flop on me? My hands are full of snacks." - kid problems
— Amy or Mom (@FunnyIsFamily) September 16, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-14
Either I'm wine drunk, or @KathieLGifford is a voice on Higglytown Heroes. I blame the playroom tv being left on after bedtime. #mommoment
— Caroline C. (@sahweetCaroline) September 15, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-13
Up in the wee hours with a crying/hurting child and wouldn't trade it for anything #mommoment #truelove
— Cyndi Guidry (@socialcyndi) September 13, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-12
This about sums up our day... #toddlerlife #sahm #mommoments pic.twitter.com/j9RW5JnpGz
— Kristy C (@Kacey319) September 13, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-11
4: Mom, you look like a rockstar in your glasses. Me: Thanks! 4: No, I mean your sunglasses. In those glasses you look like Mr. Potato Head.
— Amy (@FunnyIsFamily) September 11, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-10
I'm proud to say we finally stopped co-dog-sleeping. After 6 yrs the dog now stays in his own bed at night. This was 100x harder than w kids
— Michele (@MommyMG) September 10, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-9
Go eat your blocks and leave Mommy to cry in the bathroom for a few minutes.
— Blonde Supermom (@Blonde_Supermom) September 9, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-8
I wanted 2 c how many times my 5yr old would ask the same question until I answered her. 17. I feel bad for her future husband. #Mommoments
— Gabrielle (@gabsalot1022) September 9, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-7
Apparently, "because my daughter just got her first period" is not a sufficient enough reason to be approved for a gun licence.
— Parentpains (@Parentpains) September 7, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-6
Dear bd pic.twitter.com/tOkOkbLO40
— single mom strong (@only_mom_strong) September 6, 2013
Tweet of the Day 9-5
What is this sex you people speak of? 😂
— SAHM_Problems (@missbusy20) September 6, 2013
Tweet of the day 9-3
Lost iPhone. I searched the house, Interrogated the husband & kids and had a tantrum. Found it 2 hours later. IN MY BRA @NickMoms
— They Call Me Mummy (@theycallmemummy) September 4, 2013
Tweet of the day 9-2
Child: I think the dog has allergies. Me: Why's that? Child: I poked him in the eye. Happy Labor Day, everyone!
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) September 2, 2013
Tweet of the day 9-1
If only #Facebook had a "comment anonymously" button I could tell these idiots what I really think.
— This Mom (@ThisMomSaidIt) September 2, 2013
Tweet of the day 8-31
Why does the weirdest stuff go down when my husband is watching these two? pic.twitter.com/roIJjnmrat
— Michele (@MommyMG) August 31, 2013
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