Tweet of the Day 7-31

#Beautiful pic.twitter.com/zdDNncUyNF

— PreMedMom (@PreMedMommy) July 31, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-30

I didn't actually fall asleep over my iPad playing Candy Crush last night. That would just be weird.

— Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) July 31, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-29

RT if you: breast-feed, formula-feed, co-slip, crib-sleep, use cloth diapers, or use regular diapers. Everyone's different. And that's okay.

— Mommy (@teenwithatot) July 30, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-28

Just saw the most handsome and well dressed man I've ever seen. I'm wearing sweatpants. I lose.
— Single Supermama (@singlesupermama) July 28, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-27

The Do's & Don'ts of parenting! Lol pic.twitter.com/XFih2fG7pk
— ProudMommy3 (@Lisa_TwinMommy) July 27, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-26

Pinteresting and hunger are a lethal combination to my waistline.

— Tracy @ Momaical.com (@Momaical) July 26, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-25

Most of the time... pic.twitter.com/kgi9xqaIqG
— Olga Rodjim (@olgarodjim) July 26, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-24

I just feel like smacking someone. I'm not even mad. I'm probably hungry

— This Single Mommy (@this_mommy) July 24, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-23

I tucked him in. Kissed his sweet cheek. -Mom? You know what would be weird? -What? -Having a hobo as a pet. He's ready for twitter.
— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) July 23, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-22

Today's Tweet of the Day goes to John Willey's Exclusive Coverage of the Royal Birth! 

EXCLUSIVE FIRST PHOTO!!! #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/0P3cNP2tgc
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) July 22, 2013

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!!! Elton John has paid a visit to the new #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/xzO4viTz0L
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) July 22, 2013

#ROYALBABY EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!!! The Spice Girls have made their way to see William and Kate's new baby! pic.twitter.com/pY80PlUhBA
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) July 22, 2013

The Queen has visited her royal Great Grandson #excusivephotos #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/VaGHNkB6T0
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) July 22, 2013

The #RoyalBaby has already been seen dancing shirtless at the hospital bar.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) July 22, 2013

Tomorrow marks Will and Kate's first day that they will be asked about baby number two.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) July 22, 2013

*Check out John Willey aka @DaddysinCharge at his blog http://www.daddysincharge.com/ for more great lego stuff and general funny parenting stuff. 

Tweet of the Day 7-21

I'm totally fine w my son losing his shit when I turn off TV cuz it gives me reason to say "Just chill, til the next episode" over & over.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 21, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-20

And we're running. We're running. We're walking. We're stopping to tweet about walking. And we're calling the wife to pick us up.

— Rob R (@MyHairyLife) July 20, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-19

*falls down 14 stairs, breaks ankles* *kids surround me* 5 year old: "Daddy, where's my Batman toy?" 2 year old: "Piggy back ride?"

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) July 19, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-18

You know you have #mommyprobs when sitting alone in a quiet room doing absolutely nothing is like a dream vacation! 🙌
— Mommy Probs (@Mommy_Problemz) July 18, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-17

My dear, sweet boy, I love you with all my heart. Now GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I LOSE MY DAMN MIND!! Love, Mommy

— This Single Mommy (@this_mommy) July 18, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-16

Truthful Tuesday: When you run outside real quick without a bra to take out the trash, all your neighbors will spot you and want to chat.
— Michelle Mossey (@MichelleMossey) July 17, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-15

Today was the first time I had to shout, "Don't make me pull this car over." Mothering achievement unlocked.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) July 15, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-14

I think I need another weekend to recover from this weekend.
— Mommy Loves Wine (@WineMommy) July 15, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-13

If my child pees in the bathtub, do I really have to start over? #MomMoments

— Annice (@JustForHT) July 14, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-12

I say "what" a lot, not because I'm hard of hearing, but because I can't believe how stupid some people are

— The Mommy Catwalk (@MommyCatwalk) July 12, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-11

I know it's going to be a good day when I've found time to take a shower! 🙌🚿
— Mommy Probs (@Mommy_Problemz) July 11, 2013

Tweet of the Day 7-10

I caught myself watching mickey mouse today when dominic was napping... so this is what my life has become? #newmomprobs
— chantal laffin (@chantallaffin1) July 11, 2013